Anyone Wonder Why English is so Messed Up?

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The English language is insane. It is amazing, inconsistent, simple, and difficult all the same time. So why did it end up that way? Why do we have words like Knight where the k and the gh are silent? Why do we have vowels which can be pronounced several different ways?

Of course, there are always reasons. Some are harder to explain while others are simple. Why don't we go back to the beginning...

William the Conqueror. He, leading the French Normans, conquered England at the battle of Hastings in 1066. So then French Norman mixed with Anglo-Saxon (from which England gets it's name Anglo-land). From there everything began to change. Now English had two different vowel systems clashing. The sounds /θ/ and /ð/ became <th> from <þ> and <ð> respectively. And the letter combination <gh> was originally similar to the german <ch> so it was /ç/ around front vowels, and /x/ around back vowels. And we used to pronounce those <kn> just as they do in German and a few other languages.


Why do we have words like Knight where the k and the gh are silent? Why do we have vowels which can be pronounced several different ways?

This added a vast amount of French (and thusly Latin) words which became mixed with the Germanic Anglo-Saxon language.  The two different spelling systems began to cause issues as well.

We had a lot of changes over time, adding in the -ynge (-ing) ending, the London dialect changed the -th in the 3rd person (he hath, he walketh, etc) into -s as it is today (he has, he walks), the devoiced <wh> /ʍ/ eventually became fully voiced /w/ in most dialects as it is today.

But the next big step was the Great Vowel Shift. This is when most of the vowels in the English language (which resembled those of modern German or French) shifted upwards. That's why ee /e/ shifted up to /i/ and i /i/ diphthongized to /aj/, a /æ,a/ shifted up to /e/. <oo> shifted from /o/ up to /u/. And u /u/ shifted to a schwa /ə/.
However, the worse part of the vowel shift was some shifted and others didn't. So when words like <keep> /kep/ shifted to /kip/ kept /kεpt/ stayed the same. Something similar happened with <bite> which shifted from /bit/ to /bajt/ and the pasted stayed /bɪt/.

So now we can see some of the many sounds have changed from their original. Although there are a lot more reasons things have changed over time, this is a start. If one has any questions, feel free to IM me at Blackkdark or contact me here.

Timothy




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Neil's picture
Submitted by Neil on Thu, 01/03/2007 - 19:12.

I find myself almost apologizing for English being so illogical and random on a daily basis. It's interesting to get an insight into the reasons for why it is like this.

For people interested in using IPA this website could be useful. Its an online keyboard for typing IPA characters:

http://www.linguiste.org/phonetics/ipa/chart/keyboard/


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Submitted by NavyGirl526 on Sat, 03/03/2007 - 11:47.

I honestly don't see why everyone thinks English is so hard. About 90% of people that I've talked to said that English was one of the easiest languages to learn (non-English native speakers). A friend of mine tried learning Dutch, and literally EVERYTHING had an exception to the rule. So it's not just English that's difficult. Most non-Romance languages are (though I think romance languages are harder than Germanic...)

~*Toni*~


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Submitted by Blackkdark on Sat, 03/03/2007 - 18:21.
There are a few things going on here.  1) English grammar I think is somewhat easy.  However in that sense, we have 3 different present tenses, which isn't very common (I run, I am running, I do run).  This is something that rarely happens in other European languages (through Spanish and Italian do have a progressive, it's not used as much as ours is).  and 2) English is probably the worst phonetic language I've seen.  The three languages I've found to be the most inphonetic are English, Irish, and French.  The last one is where we got ours.  It is very hard for foreigners to have to get used to having so many exceptions to the written letter.  A lot of people think it is bad.
btw, I like Dutch, it's a lot like German.  And the only Romance langauge that is really "harder" than a German, is Romanian.

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Submitted by rob on Fri, 06/04/2007 - 13:25.

There is an old joke about odd spelling and pronunciation in English, which works best when spoken: 

Question: "How do you spell "fish""?  

Answer: "g-h-o-t-i" 

What???  Well:

gh = "f" as in enou-gh;

o = "i" as in W-o-men and

ti = "sh" as in atten-ti-on.

Obvious, really ... Laughing


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Submitted by Blackkdark on Fri, 06/04/2007 - 19:43.

Yes, that is an old one, and I've read that in like 17 thousand books already  ;-).  However, There are some other funny things, even someone who thought up a list words which showed that every letter of our alphabet is silent at one time or another.